SOD OFF!!! Local man concerned by the actions of his fellow citizens.

QUICK! It's the USA! BE REACTIONARY ABOUT TITS! I grow discouraged with the world and it’s inhabitants. Sure, sometimes there’s some glowing spot of humanity, like when someone saves a kitty or a midget or something. But for the most part I look at the way people react to things and I realize I'm in the friggin' Twilight Zone. The writers for the Simpsons always get it right. You’ve seen it, something happens on the show, the entire town is assembled, someone yells, “Let’s all work together now! BURN THINGS!” proceeding to go “collectively” nuts and riot. Irony is lost on everyone today. Look at T.V. Granted, television producers, media, and the government all suck wrinklies, but still! But the furor over Janet Jackson’s flap-jack just shows how reactionary and boldly jackass they all are. The government is beating up Howard Stern again. Now he’s pissed off at Bush and his cronies because they have stepped on his toes again, making the statements all the time lately that “Bush has to go” (article).This is probably going to heavily impact the upcoming election mainly due to his legions and legions of fervent fans who follow what he says to do, buy, and see to the letter. Now everyone is up in arms about inappropriate material. Like the kid who took a Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition to school and got suspended for “pornographic” material (article). See? Goddamn people looking for boogy-boos (or booby-boobs if you will) under every stone. This new crusade of “Decency” makes me shudder. Have you ever done business with someone who always complains about “being screwed over by everyone” and doesn’t trust anyone? Then you do business with them and BOOM, they screw you silly. That’s how I see these hypocrites. The ones who tell you to keep looking over your shoulder for the boogy-boos are usually the boogy-boos themselves. Now the “Decent” folks are hand picking at the “Indecent” folks (Janet Jackson’s ugly teat, Howard Stern’s jerk-off diatribe) and forcing everyone to conform to their norm. The norm sucks. Look at all of those American families around you. I don’t want to be some jamoke with a drinking problem with the wife who buys too many shoes with noisy brats for kids riding around in our SUV to take little Suzie to her soccer games and hang out only with the parents of our kids’ friends whom we have nothing in common with. Then we can talk about stocks, what happened on Friends and Survior this week, and how cool we all are and how great things are in the good ol’ UsofA! I think that life is done after you have kids. If you think about it, your duty to the gene pool is complete after you sprout pups. You’ve spread your DNA so you’ve done your Darwinist duty. And why do all of the people who shouldn’t breed…breed? Like my friends Tim and Hae-Jin. They should breed for the betterment of mankind. Highly smart, and creative offspring would be had from their collective loins. Yet one of the STUPIDEST people I know had a kid. The guy, an unemployed alcoholic musician got his then girlfriend, soon to be wife pregnant. I remember sitting there, and watching the expecting Father…ready for this? Smoking. Dumb ass! “Mind thy fetus” I told the dolt, who just looked at me incredulously like I was the asshole. Why did this guy breed? Uhg! God help us all.