I'll give you five bucks per severed ear taken from the type of people pictured above.

The Governor, the gays, and a whole bunch of lame religeous fanatics.
So, once again people are pissed off at the gays for no good reason. The mayor of San Francisco has been allowing gay marriages for the last couple of weeks. Now tons of people, usually from locations other then San Francisco and of "religeous descent" have been rallying against those silly gays again. Why? What’s the big deal? They just want to get married. I say let em'! And that dolt of a Governor is trying to appease his Republican “Overlords” by saying that the marriage licenses San Francisco is issuing to same-sex couples are illegal . It all comes down to those people who use the bible for their debate platform trying to enforce their will on the “godless heathens”. People like the American Family Association are up in arms about gay marriage. These people are the type of bible-thumping fanatics that I completely despise.You should check out their site for a laugh. While there send them a happy email message saying how Lucifer and his raging hordes of satanic homos are coming to take their kids away to Burningman to learn the delicious and secret art of buggery.

Speaking of buggery, Christian family values my ass! Gay marriage would threaten the institution of marriage? Sod off! Threaten marriage by allowing people to marry? That’s the dumbest ass argument I’ve ever heard! These brainwashed puppets of the church wouldn’t be happy unless the massed were all non-questioning automatons like themselves. I don’t have a problem with people who are Christian or Catholic or Baptist who mind their own business and stay out of mine. People who live and let live are fine by me. I applaud them. But people who believe that gay marriage is a bad thing also are probably the same people who, 40 years ago, thought blacks shouldn’t be allowed to sit amongst whites on a bus. Or allow women to vote. You know the people. When you have an argument with them and ask them why this is bad or that is bad, they usually retort “the bible says so”.

If I want to do something, see something, or listen to something, then goddamnit I’d better be able to. That’s what I was promised when I was born a friggin’ American! I have no intention of having religious hypocrites ruinin’ my fun times. If I want to drink blood in the moonlight dressed in a rubber suit praying to my lord and savior Lassie, then so be it.