Viva la HATE!

Happy Valentine’s Day Assholes! The only thing worse than sodding Valentine’s Day itself are women that adamantly expect roses and a dinner and men who expect sex. Both are pathetic, both eat ass, and you can see both on Zale's commercials. One of my ex-girlfriends actually started to cry after I took her to dinner and couldn’t hang out with her later because I had to get some work done. Before this she told me “Oh yeah, Valentine’s Day…whatever. It’s just a consumers holiday.” But the sprinklers started after she left. I got the call minutes after she left. “H…hello? …sniff…I’m really sad that we couldn’t hang out tonight…sniff…and I wanted to just tell you that...” I was confused. “But…but you said…” “I know…I know…but still…I can't help that I'm sad about it...” “Goddamn woman.” was all I could think. "Such a pain in the ass." We broke up soon after. Happy Valentine’s Day!